
I took a survey which allowed me to say my piece for an upcoming new uniform. I got to pick. You understand? When the survey asked me my age bracket I went to put 18-24. How sad. I could be out scoring all kinds of chicks. Having boners. Getting laid all over the burgh. Down by the Point. In the Sa Side. In Sliberty. But no I have to be in the 25 - 34 bracket. Married to my little wife. O god.

