I ain't got no cash 'cos I spent it way too fast. I used pretty much all of my saved up money to buy clothes. I got two dress shirts, a new pair of shoes, three pair of socks, a blue flannel shirt, a pair of pants, a bottle of Jameson. So far I have decided to return the pants (the back pockets are weird) and I've had a glass of Ginger Ale and James, which I think is called a Presbyterian. If it isnt, then it is now: by me. I still haven't finished Ford's sleepy book.

Please jot this down: Emily and I have been together, as in 'going out', for 8 years and 1 day! We will be married 4 years in May. (22 days in). Please let me go!