Shaq says, "Suck it up!"

Good Morning. Our apartment is freezing, what to do? Put on a parka, I guess. I work at 12 today, my hair looks like shit, so does my face, and I feel fat. I also feel like a woman for feeling or saying any of that, but it's the truth - I am a woman. Hooray! Is there really a dog called 'whatamess'? If so, I am that dog too. Probably more so. Here's what I want to do in the next hour. Put up blinds, read more Anna, shower, eat, do sit ups, fix my face, pack a lunch, figure out where Nico's litter box should go or what to do about the open window, vacuum, make the bed, put cocoa butter on my tattoo, put lotion on my hands, eat crow.