the pirate's life is for me...AND YOU!

First blog of the New Year, by anyone. I'm the first. New Year's resolutions, you ask? i) Quit buying cigarettes; ii) Well, I want to quit; iii) But it's a little too resolute and cliche; iv) Make tons of cash moneys. And I'd like to get in rock hard shape - like a boner. I want to be a boner. Today Emily and I have to clean like it ain't no thing. I mean we have to clean. Do you want to help? Of course not. But we have to. But first we go out for breakfast. I think Pamela's. And I don't even work tomorrow. So today is going to have that carefree, I-don't-work-tomorrow-so-I-have-nothing -hanging-over-my-head, sort-of feeling. Woo hoo...hey hey - THE PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME!