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Emily is taking a long shower even though she said it would be short. So my day is shot. You know what I say to that? "Now you're messin' with a - SON OF A BITCH!" Yeah, that's right. She brought home this before and after photo of her teeth with a picture of her smiling above each and she looks so cute. I mean I'm still a son of a bitch and she is now messin' with me because she is taking a long shower, but she is quite cute. "That doesn't make sense to me, but then again, you are very small" - Treebeard.