I was gettin' all hot'n bothered lookin' at the latest issue of Jet magazine...so I went to get my trusty tub of Tussy deoderant. On my way to the medincine cabinet, I noticed a slipperly glop on the bathroom floor. I got down on my knees to have a closer look an' I saw that it was Boudreaux's Butt Paste an' I thought to myself, "Shoulda never let the kids have those damn CVS gift cards...always buyin' stupid shit..." Well, I better get this cleaned up before their mom gets home--now if I could only remember where she keeps the Swiffer Wet Jet...
I was gettin' all hot'n bothered lookin' at the latest issue of Jet magazine...so I went to get my trusty tub of Tussy deoderant. On my way to the medincine cabinet, I noticed a slipperly glop on the bathroom floor. I got down on my knees to have a closer look an' I saw that it was Boudreaux's Butt Paste an' I thought to myself, "Shoulda never let the kids have those damn CVS gift cards...always buyin' stupid shit..." Well, I better get this cleaned up before their mom gets home--now if I could only remember where she keeps the Swiffer Wet Jet...
Wow, nicely done.
I guess this makes Teresa the winner. Thanks for all the attempts though guys. Thanks a lot.
dude, i couldn't top that, and you know it.